You Can’t Tell Me What To Do, You’re Not My Horse! Hoodie For riders with attitude (and horses who are clearly in charge)
If you’ve ever taken orders better from a 1,200 lb hay-powered diva than from literally anyone else… this hoodie is your new personality.
Cozy, durable, and delightfully defiant, it features premium fabric and that “I’ll listen when my horse says so” energy. With a soft cotton face, comfort-fitted hood, and classic pouch pocket to stash treats (for yourself… or your horse), this is barn-to-town style at its finest.
Specs (because your horse told you to read the details): • 100% cotton face • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester • Front pouch pocket (aka snack/treat compartment) • Matching flat drawstrings • 3-panel hood for max coziness • Self-fabric patch on the back • Blank sourced from Pakistan • Attitude sourced from your mare
Perfect for chilly show mornings, coffee runs, or side-eyeing anyone who tries to tell you what to do.
Because unless you whinny, stay in your lane.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
