Because some mornings call for more mucking than shining.
Stay hydrated (and slightly dramatic) with this barn-ready water bottle. Featuring the hilarious “I don’t rise & shine, I muck & whine” design, it’s your perfect companion for chores, rides, or whining in style. Made from 50% recycled BPA-free Tritan® Renew plastic, it’s durable, odor-resistant, and built for barn life.
Features: • 25 oz (739 ml) capacity — big enough for your hydration goals or your iced coffee habit • BPA-free Tritan® Renew plastic — made from 50% recycled materials • Stain, shatter, and odor-resistant • Leak-proof mouthpiece cover and spill-proof bite valve (because tipping over in the tack room happens) • Pivoting carry handle for easy toting from stall to show ring • Dimensions: 10″ × 3″ (25.4 × 7.62 cm) • Blank product sourced from China
Why you’ll love it: Because you don’t rise and shine — you muck and whine. Perfect for barn days, road trips, or anyone who appreciates equestrian humor served with hydration.
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